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If the Dark Lord can make time for his hobbies then so can you 😁

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Post by Ecuadorable It's sweet how Sauron wants to rule all creatures and bring darkness to all Middle Earth but he also takes some time out of his wretched schedule to write a little poem and engrave it in home-made jewelry. We all need a hobby is what I'm saying.
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, nine rings were gifted to the galaxy of man...

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"It abandoned Gollum, but then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable" Image of Star Wars Storm Trooper holding a metal ring.
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"But my lord, there are no such legions!"

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"You would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast!"

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I can't believe Tolkien would bring him back after 3000 years, smh

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Playing the long game

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Aren't you a little short for Red Leader?

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REPOSTERS UNITE

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Nasty Hobbitses! He ruins them!

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People always say you shouldn't rush growing up, so I'm saving my adulthood for when they put me in the incinerator 😜😂

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Post by ohsalome: Me, aged 14, reading Tolkien: Hobbits are considered chuldren until they are 30? How funky! Fantasy worldbuilding! This is so different from us humans! Me, aged 25: Oh i get it now Reply by roguebelle: Me, aged 34: Actually the Hobbits might be rushing things a bit.
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Feudal powers still strong af rn, but fuck it, we ball

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Gandalf... in WHICH South American country did you say your summer home was in...?

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LIGHT 'EM UP

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"Against the power of the Dark Side of the Force, there can be no victory!"

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The Sultan really wanted to choose death.

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The Sultan really wanted to choose death.

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I am the forest!

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"What an exciting new place to adventure in!" - Nomads about to reshape continental politics

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Schrodinger's Precious

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Greek fire it up

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Last meal, make it count!

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Time to change the English language

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There will be no heresy in MY house!

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Obi-Wan watches LOTR for the first time, but learns all the villains lose despite having the high ground

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"Give up, Saruman - I have the high ground!"

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Tolkienpost

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"Drums in the deep desert... we cannot get out."

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So do all who live in such times...

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Coulda sworn we killed 'im...

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[Rome falls again in under a decade]

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"But my Consul, there IS no such army!"

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It's a man's life in the Grand Army of the Union!

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Why I have chosen to perform in the Mordor Comedy Festival

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Listen, I understand your arguments against appearing in this comedy festival, but I am going to entertain the citizens of Mordor despite the actions of their leader, Sauron, and those associated with him.

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