Poor marketing

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Ordered a Dyson Sphere, much smaller than I expected.

The problem with Dyson Spheres is that they only work during the day.



It is imperative the cylinder not be damaged


Yep, that’s it. That’s the sketch.


Knew someone would do it. Thank you for your service. It’s appreciated.



Damn right it is. My Dyson sphere is in dire need of cleaning, but apparently it’s not considered a ball.

Tbh if your Dyson sphere is in need of cleaning you probably installed it improperly.



Penisverletzungen bei Masturbation mit Staubsaugern – Wikipedia - Penis injuries in masturbation with vacuum cleaners


I’m having trouble figuring out whether this product sucks or not 🤔

Old bash.org comment:

Person 1: you know what sucks?

Person 2: vacuums?

Person 1 [another query I can recall]

Person 2: black holes?

Person 1: you know what’s just not cool?

Person 2: volcanoes?

Person 1: sigh

edit: Just remembered that the second query was “you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?”



Pebis

*Peanits



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