Is that sourdough bread on your counter, or are you just happy to see me?

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Is that sourdough bread on your counter, or are you just happy to see me?
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call dibs on the inevitable yeast joke


I think it has a yeast infection

Sorry, someone else already called dibs.



Everything reminds me of her...


Looks delicious, would love to eat it! 😋

But can you find the starting point?

I just ask whoever gave me the bread the best manner of eating it. Every loaf is different you know.




I could eat a loaf for hours.

–Nick Cage

That quote lives rent free. So fucking creepy lol

Honestly, it has tainted peaches for me.




I should call her.

Do NOT call her.



Breadussy ! Hot and moist


Sourdough Bread Boussy


Me: NNN is going really well
The bread on the counter:


American Bread


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Fleshlight, 2500 B.C.


I wanna eat that bread.


Lesbians 🤝 Ducks 🤝 Bank robbers

“Let’s get that bread!”


Be sure to warm it up first before you dive in


Something something footlong


Looking submissive and breadable


Yeasty goodness


Damn I recall seeing a donut shop from some European country asking adults very suggestively how to dip thier penis or vagina donuts…

It was great. You could order a big black cock or a creamy pussy. The servers really laided into it. Can’t find the gif now though…

But now you can make them at home!!

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Commercial-snack-food-baker-3-pcs_1600491706715.html


Drip some Mayo on it and smash it.


It seems okay from the outside but I’d like to see the crumb before I call it a success.

Did she post a picture of a nice spread for us?


At least the yeast has been neutralised


Sourdussy


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