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Good news! It’s an Audi
Wait 9 months for the part to arrive!
Honestly it would have been more expensive if that test came back positive.
Tell me about it
In America that’s A LOT cheaper than giving birth
The country is made for cars after all
The other day I heard a very expensive sound while driving and was starting to get real nervous. And then the car* behind me turned and the sound went with them.
Whew.
Also. I pity that fool.
sounds like feline respiratory infection, hope the kitty was ok
Missed that typo. Thanks.
man now my reply looks insane
😺
Just reset it and wait to see if it comes back.
now it’s making a weird noise…
Ignore it until it goes away.
Now there’s something leaking…
Reset it and hope it lasts long enough to sell it.
This is what happens when a dude pees on a pregnancy test.
I am never gonna financially recover from this
Naw, just need to top ‘er off is all.
That just means you’ve reached 40
The “check engine” light usually signals an issue with the womb.
Probably a low lube level warning
Best I can do is, 800….900 thousand dollars. And it’ll take 18-22 years.
This is why you need to get the extended warranty.
Cheaper than a baby.
If a test could actually unironically determine such an issue, I’d love to have had that several years ago. Not joking.
does it play doom tho
It will in about 5 or 6 years
nice one
You can
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Good news! It’s an Audi
Wait 9 months for the part to arrive!
Honestly it would have been more expensive if that test came back positive.
Tell me about it
In America that’s A LOT cheaper than giving birth
The country is made for cars after all
The other day I heard a very expensive sound while driving and was starting to get real nervous. And then the car* behind me turned and the sound went with them.
Whew.
Also. I pity that fool.
sounds like feline respiratory infection, hope the kitty was ok
Missed that typo. Thanks.
man now my reply looks insane
😺
Just reset it and wait to see if it comes back.
now it’s making a weird noise…
Ignore it until it goes away.
Now there’s something leaking…
Reset it and hope it lasts long enough to sell it.
This is what happens when a dude pees on a pregnancy test.
I am never gonna financially recover from this
Naw, just need to top ‘er off is all.
That just means you’ve reached 40
The “check engine” light usually signals an issue with the womb.
Probably a low lube level warning
Best I can do is, 800….900 thousand dollars. And it’ll take 18-22 years.
This is why you need to get the extended warranty.
Cheaper than a baby.
If a test could actually unironically determine such an issue, I’d love to have had that several years ago. Not joking.
does it play doom tho
It will in about 5 or 6 years
nice one
You can
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