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my dream body is a swarm of nanomachines with total mastery over electromagnetism that can reshape itself at will, but i would spend most of my time in the shape of a hot blue glowing trans girl.
edit: now that i think about it i basically described trans fem dr. manhattan…
in a similar vein most of the time I’d like to be a vaguely human-shaped blob, but sometimes I’m a dude
there’s something incredibly appealing about mostly being completely normal, but then someone needs to reach a high shelf and you just turn into a blob of goo and stretch out like an amoeba
I sometimes think my dream body would be the size of a house that provides habitat for cats and various woodland creatures. Maybe a human or two… maybe. Would be mobile too. Can achieve orbit.
The witch hut on chicken legs?
Something like that, but more cyberpunk. Maybe the witch hut, but with lasers.
The Owl House enters the chat, on it’s chicken owl legs.
Spaceship?
Yessss but also witch house with chicken legs but in spaaaaaaacceee.
You should read the Culture books. There are superintelligent spaceships who like to have humans living in them
I read that in Cave Johnson’s voice.
The “that’s too many letters” is honestly where it really kicked in for me
My brain put a ‘damn’ between ‘many’ and ‘letters’ instinctively
This is basically the world of Orion’s Arm. It’s “hard” interstellar STL sci-fi, yet normal humans are an infinite sea of furries, cyborgs, uploads, furry cyborg uploads, engaged in all sorts of transcendental… Well…
A theme is that the ruling intelligences are worried about the Fermi Paradox, and they seem to the like the idea of letting diversity run wild to “hedge their odds.”
That freak ass three legged egg sac shade from NieR pretty please
Simone from Automata. I heard she’s very beautiful.
🤖
👉👈
Also can we talk about how you had, like, at least three hot choices for both common genders but went with unsaveable eldritch gra horror? Very relatable.
Eldritch horror slut pls k thx.
I would become a crab so I can have god’s ideal body plan and add another species to the carcinization list.
you know there are headcrabs upstairs outside, right?
janitor gets beamed, comes out unchanged except for a full head of glorious hair and a big smile on his face
I wanna be bioluminescent with lilac skin and green glowing markings, and have adaptations to swim and breathe under water so I can explore
Those (or at least some of them) are probably gonna be the most benign cosmic horrors in existence (and outside of it). “I will consume your pathetic world… " headpats “… some other time uwu”
Honestly, my ideal body is just myself, but with more hair on my head, less on my back, with all my fingers and teeth, younger, very fit cough and maaaaybe cough a slightly bigger undercarriage.
This is like one degree away from shit that actually happened, at least in the multiversal Aperture shit.
I mean, if you wanted to be a Mantis Man…
God, I’ve never wanted to work for Aperture Science more than in this scenario.
Until you need to fight an army of mantis-people…
That’s going to be real easy with my razor sharp mantis claws and mantis like reflexes…
Are they still taking applications?
Oh yes, I’m trans. Male-to-Cosmic-Horror.
Pre-op Cthulhu
I was unfortunately assigned human at birth
Is that the real reason captain AHAB hated moby dick so much? Species envy?
I think you will find that Ahab actually quite loved that big Dick