We used to hang battleshit maps in the volunteer toilets at some festivals. When you drop one, you can call out a square, and anyone who hears gets hit.
It’s the most fun when winners and losers get the most minor prizes, like not having to stand up to get a drink in the evening.
That’s a shame, I prefer PvE cooperative pooping with friends which is already bad enough with season play. Plus, it’s probably pay to win (gacha 5 star toilet paper is so OP!).
What I want to know is, is the competition based on output weight? Output length? Smell? Bristol stool scale? What’s the rubric like? Who objectively judges one turd to be better than another and what is their methodology? Did they go to school to be able to determine this, or is this a personal hobby?
My diet’s been almost exclusively canned chili beans and canned refried beans for the last week and a half. I think I’ve got to at least have a leg up here.
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Casual Shitting: No
Ranked, competitive shitting: Yes
I challenge you to a game of battleshits
We used to hang battleshit maps in the volunteer toilets at some festivals. When you drop one, you can call out a square, and anyone who hears gets hit.
It’s the most fun when winners and losers get the most minor prizes, like not having to stand up to get a drink in the evening.
You’ve been added to the Best of Lemmy: https://sh.itjust.works/post/67685038
TIL I’m an athlete.
is Chipotle considered doping? looking for a clean win
You’re not getting anything clean if you’re eating Chipotle.
They had one jobbie
Presumably, a bidet.
Finally……I’m sick of casuals. I can finally show my skills in ranked competitive.
“Showing Scotland at its best”
That’s a shame, I prefer PvE cooperative pooping with friends which is already bad enough with season play. Plus, it’s probably pay to win (gacha 5 star toilet paper is so OP!).
It’s time for the Battleshit!
With competitive shitting, bowling, and darts, you could have a fat-man triathlon.
What I want to know is, is the competition based on output weight? Output length? Smell? Bristol stool scale? What’s the rubric like? Who objectively judges one turd to be better than another and what is their methodology? Did they go to school to be able to determine this, or is this a personal hobby?
Taste of course
Yes, indeed.
A super expensive fancy toilet with all the frills.
How many kurics?
My diet’s been almost exclusively canned chili beans and canned refried beans for the last week and a half. I think I’ve got to at least have a leg up here.
Is this slop? I can’t tell anymore 😭
Finally, TV worth watching.
https://youtu.be/r8-xCu9hHa8
https://youtu.be/uPplyQWf-u4
Took them long enough, but Scotland finally got Who Poop Last?
The bull in the top left corner, obviously.