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Me in work meetings

If you can’t tell your partner you’re annoyed, your relationship is not long for this world

Some coked up techbro lady in the seat next to me on a plane wouldn’t stfu about running her business so I pretended to fall asleep while mumbling half answers until I could actually fall asleep.

Do I look at the pictures of a dying cat? Give it a sausage. Better die with a sausage than while being photographed…

Precious kitty.

But also makes me sad. Most of my partners haven’t been yappers outside of a few situations. I’d be very happy with someone that info dumped and yapped and wasn’t just sitting there secretly wishing we could fuck.