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I mean…technically it is a ‘hotdog’ eating mask
That’s the joke
Which hole does the hotdog go in
The hotdog goes in the bottom hole, mayo goes into one of the upper ones at your discretion
Got it, hotdog in bottom hole… Now what do I do with the mask?
absolute ovum for the eyes
Square hole :-)
Either of them?
A lil’ hotdog for your eyeball
Wiener after wiener after wiener.
Sounds like my kind of party. 😏
You wear this and lose to some skinny Asian guy.
That’s not what that is.
Edit: On a side note: I think bondage masks are ugly as fuck and the opposite of sexy. Am I alone here?
I am not exactly sure they are supposed to be sexy in the first place
what is the appeal then?
The bondage? Sensory deprivation, loss of control, loss of facial features, loss of speech - any combination of those and more. I find the concept very hot. Each padlock is +10 heart rate.
Ah I can see it a little, thanks
Yeah, the mask isn’t sexy. Commanding someone to wear the mask is what’s sexy.
Yes, that is the joke.
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I mean…technically it is a ‘hotdog’ eating mask
That’s the joke
Which hole does the hotdog go in
The hotdog goes in the bottom hole, mayo goes into one of the upper ones at your discretion
Got it, hotdog in bottom hole… Now what do I do with the mask?
absolute ovum for the eyes
Square hole :-)
Either of them?
A lil’ hotdog for your eyeball
Wiener after wiener after wiener.
Sounds like my kind of party. 😏
You wear this and lose to some skinny Asian guy.
That’s not what that is.
Edit: On a side note: I think bondage masks are ugly as fuck and the opposite of sexy. Am I alone here?
I am not exactly sure they are supposed to be sexy in the first place
what is the appeal then?
The bondage? Sensory deprivation, loss of control, loss of facial features, loss of speech - any combination of those and more. I find the concept very hot. Each padlock is +10 heart rate.
Ah I can see it a little, thanks
Yeah, the mask isn’t sexy. Commanding someone to wear the mask is what’s sexy.
Yes, that is the joke.