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Thrash metal but yes

Ackshully… black metal

(Not really, I’m just shit-commenting)



As a network engineer I hate this. But I’m still upvoting.


Goddamn it.

You can have my upvote, but I don’t have to like it.


This took me too long to get

Maybe your band was standing much too close together.

Maybe he’s a bit… dense…



I still dont get it, wouldn’t they be standing closer for “faster speeds”?

If you are far away from each server, your ping increases, so it would be slower.

Bandwidth. The width of your speed metal band. It’s a silly pun…

My bad im stupid sometimes.

We all are sometimes, and the fact you can recognize it, is already better than those at the helm of the most powerful country.

Heh, I was a little sleep deprived when I wrote that comment so that likely didn’t help either lol but thank you though! That actually does make me feel a bit better, however, I must say, it’s kinda funny/sad that phrase can even be said these days. Sorry on behalf of my country and the terrible leaders we have, they are permanently stupid and corrupt, but I hope you Canadians don’t think we’re all like that either. To be quite frank, it’s embarrassing.

Much love from the few sane individuals that remain here! 🇨🇦 🇺🇲💛







It made me do a solid “heh”, this one did.


Oh this is so stupid. Love it



This pun is so dad-powered, it made my balls go back up inside me from the cringe.

Amazing.


Boo. Dad band and dad joke all in one, for shame!


Is that Slayer or Tenacious D?

It’s Slayer of course, this is obviously Kerry King standing next to Jack Black.

Tom would like to have a word with you. Out back. Come alone.




very funny!! also: the old speedmeter looked so gorgous ;(


Slayera not speed metal though

I have a theory that a large proportion of metal fans are neurodivergent. It’s the only explanation for why we have a full fucking taxonomy to explain our hobby.

Finntroll = metal - black - folk - fantasy - troll

Nekrogoblikon = metal - death - melodic - fantasy - goblin

Slayer = metal - death - thrash - old man

I agree because theres subgenres like blackend symphonic deathcore and how grindcore has like 2 subgenres that sound mostly the same like mincecore or pornogrind




Take my upvote, you monster.


Dad crown passed.


Part of it.

I’m pretty sure bandwidth is measured in Mbps or Gbps, so if you can ship massive packets of data slowly, that number can still get big. The bandwidth of a van full of MicroSD cards is absolutely enormous, but your ping will be measured in hours, maybe even days.

and jitter will be gigantic



bad capitalization completely fucks this meme


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