A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, nine rings were gifted to the galaxy of man...

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"It abandoned Gollum, but then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable" Image of Star Wars Storm Trooper holding a metal ring.
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That’s saurons cock ring, though

It changes size depending on who’s wearing it



Look, sir, NAZGUL!


I don’t remember this opening to Bad Batch.


Amazingly the Stormtrooper was able to journey all the way to Mt. Doom without succumbing to the rings influence. At the critical moment when he threw the ring into the fiery pit he realised that everything he has done up to this point was for nothing because he missed the fiery pit.


He combed the desert

We ain’t found shit

Ok, keep looking though, there’s coffee in that nebula and the captain needs her cup.




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