Lemmy Shitpost

It’s corn man

Sorry to interrupt the corn posting 🌽

I need TP for my bunghole.

Honestly? That’s rookie numbers.

The episode intro for the uninitiated.

This is corn smut, a culinary valuable type of fungus. It starts life like a yeast sporidia by budding daughter cells until it finds a genetically suitable mating partner. Once it becomes dikaryotic it starts to form the fungal hypha and infects a single kernel forming what you see as a gall.

For silage corn the entire plant is harvested, chopped up, and packed tightly in a pile and covered with plastic or very large plastic bag. This creates an anaerobic conditions and yeasts/bacteria convert the sugars to alcohol, then acids. This acid preserves the feed for cattle for up to 2 years.

Everyone here are asking for real shitposts. Here is some.

Weedeater? I hardly know ‘er!

I’d post this this in a vegan community but I got bant for saying cats shouldn’t be given a vegan diet 😬

Interpret the title as you like

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_Palace

From https://ohioline.osu.edu/factsheet/anr-0139

Look at her can you blame me

Corns

Take my corns buddies

This is a bootleg release, just a compilation album of some rare tracks.