I can't drive 55

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Photo of a freeway from inside a car with the caption “the speed limit is whatever song im playing”

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my Maserati does one eighty five

~Joe Walsh

I lost my license, now I can’t drive.

I got a limo, ride in the back

Lock the doors in case I’m attacked…




Amusingly, this is a very laid back, slow tempo song, lol.



I’ve been drivin’ all night, my hands wet on the wheel. There’s a voice in my head that drives my heel…

When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable coming in from above
Don’t need no phone at all



“WON’T YOU FLYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIIIGH FREEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIRD YYEEEAAAHHHH” DOO DOO DOO DO DO DODODODODO DOOO


A few years back, I may or may not have overtaken a ~202X Mustang who decided to cut off and brake check me, in a 2014 Prius C, and maintained that lead for 10 miles, till I lost sight of him and was at my exit, after switching to Highway Star.


One million miles an hour fast sleep by the Rx Bandits comes to mind


GOIN AHUNRED IN A FIFTY FIVE AND I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M STILL ALIVE


That new Archspire album is gonna be a problem


Your honor I was listening to free bird…




Looks like bad compression or AI too :/


Drivers are rude, such attitudes, but when I show my piece complaints cease. Something’s odd… Feel like I’m God… You stupid-dumb-shit-goddamn-MOTHERFUCKER!!!



It’s whatever doesn’t make the person behind you tailgate you, plus twelve.


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