If you are embarrassed just make it sound classy

I’d advocate for “pornaux”, to make use of a fancy French plural rule. Un pornal, des pornaux.

Slob du knob comme corn du cob

It’s only porn if it comes from the porneaux region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling sex

Jaquine Auwf*

French chef: What will we do with all this dry, stale bread?
French owner: We’ll call it crouton and sell it for lots of money.

I was always partial to the saying “va suçer un ours dans la forêt”