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Tumblr post by etheltempest saying "i don't trust the bookmark feature on instagram so for the past two years i've been saving funny reels by dming them to the french president".

Last one is frying me tho 😭

https://www.tumblr.com/thelawfulchaotic/807267774110089216/

Transcription of the imagewriting-prompt-s ​Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up. ​sadoeuphemist ​Arepo built a temple in his field, a humble thing, some stones stacked up to make a cairn, and two days later a god moved in. ​“Hope you’re a harvest god,” Arepo said, and set up an altar and burnt two stalks of wheat. “It’d be nice, you know.” He looked down at the ash smeared on the stone, the rocks all laid askew, and coughed and scratched his head. “I know it’s not much,” he said, his straw hat in his hands. “But - I’ll do what I can. It’d be nice to think there’s a god looking after me.” ​The next day he left a pair of figs, the day after that he spent ten minutes of his morning seated by the temple in prayer. On the third day, the god spoke up. ​“You should go to a temple in the city,” the god said. Its voice was like the rustling of the wheat, like the squeaks of fieldmice running through the grass. “A real temple. A good one. Get some real gods to bless you. I’m no one much myself, but I might be able to put in a good word?” It plucked a leaf from a tree and sighed. “I mean, not to be rude. I like this temple. It’s cozy enough. The worship’s been nice. But you can’t honestly believe that any of this is going to bring you anything.”

Show transcriptTwo tumblr posts by txttletale: think there should be an inverse version of htat annoying ‘miku made minecraft’ bit where you pretend that some extremely evil person made a piece of media you find mildly annoying instead of its by all appearances normal and inoffensive creator genghis khan made hades 2

Show transcriptTumblr post by transgenderer: The Macy’s windows this year are “Macy’s windows themed” like they depict people looking at the original Macy’s windows from 100 years ago, in a little diorama inside the windows. I thought this was stupid at first but I decided it’s apt. Christmas has been about “Christmas” since at least before the Charlie brown Christmas special like 50 years ago. It’s an entirely meta holiday. You’re not celebrating anything but the idea of celebrating something. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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Tumblr clone on tumblrly enough

almost definitely a repost but eh

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TranscriptA tumblr post by maryoliveoil on June 6th saying "This is so fucking funny". Attached to the post is a picture of a page on a magazine. It says "girl. finger her.". It has a picture of a woman from some movie/tv show. The second image shows the page, and the page before it that has the rest of the headline. It says "She's this mysterious girl. The doctor can't put his finger on what it is about her.". It has a reblog by rosemaryslullany with a cropped version of the first image, just containing the words "girl. finger her." and the picture of the woman's face. There is a final reblog by foone which just has the word "finger" and a picture of Mike Ehrmantraut in the place of the original person. (this alt text was annoying to write)

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Show transcriptScreenshot of a Tumblr post by nongunktional: when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue to all the men out there not getting laid: try less hard to get laid and try more hard to be an enjoyable and relaxing presence

TranscriptA tumblr post by infectiouspiss on february the 25th saying "blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed". It has a reblog by thegenderdruid on march the 26th saying "blowjob? more like job blows! #employed". The post has 84,041 notes.

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